Websites for small local businesses
Most web designers sell you a promise. I show up with your finished website.
I build your whole site first, free, at a private link. If you love it, it's $697 and live the same day. If you don't, you owe nothing. Your competitors are already nervous.
No calls, no contracts, no monthly fees. Just a wand and a deadline.
- Your competitors had plans. I had a wand.
- Somewhere, your competitor just felt a chill.
- Chaotic by nature, flawless by deadline.
- Fluent in HTML and ancient curses.
- Banned from three enchanted forests. Never late on a launch.
- Spells cast, sites shipped, moon consulted.
- Sorry, competitors. Nothing personal. Okay, a little personal.
How it works
I build it first. You pay only if you love it.
No discovery calls. No forty-question forms. No "we'll circle back." Here's the whole spell:
Say yes
Reply to my email or write to [email protected]. That's the hard part. You're doing great.
See your finished site
I build your whole site (home, services, about, contact) from your public business info and send you a private link.
Love it, pay, go live
Pay $697 and it goes live the same day. Your own domain gets connected within one business day.
Show, don't tell
Drag the wand. Watch "no website" turn into calls.
Left: a busy local business whose Google listing goes nowhere. Right: the same business after the Hostmother visits. Somewhere, a competitor just felt a chill.
What you get
Built to make your phone ring, and to get you found everywhere.
Pretty is nice. Ringing is better. Every site comes with all of this, no add-ons, no upsell ambush.
Tap‑to‑call everywhere
A call button that follows thumbs around on phones, because that's where your customers are.
Your reviews up front
Your Google rating sits right beside the call button, where it does the convincing for you.
Mobile first, fast, readable
Designed for phones, checked on every screen size, quick to load and easy to read for everyone.
Found Everywhere setup
Built so Google and AI tools like ChatGPT can read what you do and where you do it, with answers they can quote.
A review kit
Your own short review link, a printable QR card and copy-paste texts to ask happy customers for reviews.
Live the same day
Pay today, live today. No six-week "timeline." Your competitor is still waiting on their mockup.
A simple logo, if you need one
No logo yet? I make you a clean, simple one to match your site, included in the price. Your competitor paid extra for theirs. Oops.
It's yours
Free hosting, no lock-in. Want your files? Ask and they're yours. The Hostmother doesn't hold sites hostage. Only competitors.
Price
One price: $697, live the same day.
You pay after you've seen your finished site and said yes. Not a minute before.
Your website
$697 one price
Pay in full, or split it up with Klarna or Afterpay at checkout.
- Homepage plus up to 3 more pages
- A simple logo, if you don't have one
- Tap-to-call, reviews up front, one clear next step per page
- Found Everywhere setup for Google and AI search
- Review kit: short link, QR card, ask templates
- Free hosting, your domain connected within one business day
Don't have a domain yet? It's about $10 to $20 a year and yours to own. Until then your site runs free on a Fairy Hostmother address.
Hostmother Care Plan
$29 a month, optional
Small edits by email (new hours, new prices, new photos) and your site kept running smoothly. Cancel anytime.
The 14-day guarantee
Love it within 14 days of launch or every dollar back. No forms, no guilt trip, no hexes. Okay, one tiny hex. On your competitor.
Questions
Questions, answered before you ask them.
Do I really get to see my website before I pay?
Yes. Reply yes and I build your whole site at a private link using your public business info: name, services, hours, service area and your Google rating. You only pay the $697 if you love it, and then it goes live the same day.
How much does it cost?
One price of $697 for a homepage plus up to three more pages. Hosting is free. You can pay over time with Klarna or Afterpay at checkout. The care plan for edits is optional at $29 a month.
Are there monthly fees?
None required. Hosting is free and the site is yours. The care plan is only for people who'd rather email their edits than do them.
Do I need a website if I already have Facebook?
Facebook is great for posts, but people searching Google or asking an AI tool for "a detailer near me" mostly land on websites. A site you own is the thing that shows up, loads fast and doesn't disappear when an algorithm sneezes.
Will you use my photos or my customers' reviews?
Not without permission. Your preview uses only the facts on your public listing. Once you say yes, send your own photos and we swap them in.
I don't have a logo. Is that a problem?
Nope. If you don't have one, I make you a simple logo to match your site, included in the $697. You get the files to use on your truck, cards and social pages too.
Can I get changes?
Yes. Tell me what to change before you pay and I'll adjust it. After launch, small edits are included in the care plan, or you can make them yourself since the site is yours.
Is the Fairy Hostmother a real person?
The Hostmother is a cartoon. Fairy Hostmother is a small studio that builds sites and writes emails with AI, and a real owner handles anything involving money, like refunds. Nobody is pretending to be anybody.
What if I don't love it?
If you haven't paid, you owe nothing and we part as friends. If you have paid, tell us within 14 days of launch and every dollar comes back.
Your turn
Want your finished site? Just say yes.
Send your business name and where you work. I'll build your site and send you a private link to see it. No calls, no forms, no catch.
Email the Hostmother [email protected]